Nintendos very own Luigi sits down with the yellow rat himself. Meowth will translate.
Luigi: Welcome Pikachu. Let me ask you a few questions.
Pikachu: Pika Piiiikaaaaaa CHUUUU
(Meowth interpreting): Alright, shoot.
Luigi: First off, why do you always say "Pikachu" over and over and over again? Where does this word come from and what does it mean?
(Pikachu):It means Satans little helper in ancient Babylonian.
Luigi: Really?... very interesting. This would explain why you like to enslave the minds of children everywhere, making them forget the Nintendo heritage to drool over a yellow rat.
(Pikachu): Yeah pretty much.
Luigi: So who is your favorite human? Ash, Misty or Brock?
(Pikachu): NONE OF THEM! I can't stand any of them. My favorite human is Gary, I sure wish I was his pokemon. Ash is just sooo dumb. Just look at the T.V. show, Gary has 4 times as many pokemon on much higher levels than Ash. If you ask me, the show should revolve around Gary.
Luigi: Why is it that you refuse to evolve into a Raichu?
(Pikachu): Health insurance is much lower as a pikachu.
Luigi: Interesting... So, what is your favorite NES game? Theres a lot of really cool ones, y'know?.
(Pikachu): PTOOEY! NES stinks. I don't play that.
Luigi: What? Oh, so you must play PSX then, huh?
(Pikachu): NO! I HATE PLAYSTATION!
Luigi: Huh? Do you even PLAY videogames?
(Pikachu): Sure I do, I play Atari Jaguar and Virtual Boy.
Luigi: UGH! You really are evil
(Pikachu): Thank you.
Luigi: Go to H-E-double hockey sticks Pikachu!
(Pikachu): I've been there, its quite nice, I like to have lunch with my buddy Satan.
Luigi: Well......thank you for your time. I don't care to take this interview any further.
(Pikachu): OK, see ya. //Walks off//
Luigi: Man, hes evil.
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